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The only good thing about them is they drive slowly through the school zone.
People who need to make airplane noises just to get his dick into his girlfriend's mouth.
A type of file you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole.
People who think that the worst thing about bald vagina is to put the diaper back on.
People who run to the Walmart because they heard that the kids' pants were half off.
People who answered "I don't mind! Surprise me!" when the school teacher asked him "Which child is yours!?" in the pick-up time.
People who think that the hardest part in life is trying to fit in.
If they got into a fight with a Chinese, it will be called "Alien vs. Predator".
People whose favorite choir is A flat minor.
People whose favorite position is doggy style because the girls they are fucking are just learning to crawl.
My girlfriend told me last night, "I'm leaving you! I found out that you're a pedophile!"
I replied, "That's a big word for a 5 years old!"
by PiggyChu620 September 18, 2018
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An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)
Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.
by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005
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A person who suffers from Pedophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Pedophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of children.
Bob is is a pedophile because he is sexually attracted to little girls.
by Ed January 20, 2005
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Pedophile are common place. They are not shady-looking people. Usually they are very friendly especially with kids.

"No, I promise I won't tell mommy. Just do-don't, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
by foxmoon September 30, 2006
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After reading the first few definitions,(most likely written by pedophiles) I'm a little shocked at why people would try to defend these sick beings. I don't care if a pedophile would defend a child for "love." NOBODY has the right to take advantage of a child like that. NOBODY. Imagine what a child like that would be growing up? She/he would have no sexual morals and probably becoming a some sort of a sexual predator themselves.

People state that pedos don't hurt children, only child molesters do, that's fucking bullshit. "Love" is the first criteria, I can't believe that somewhat would write that If a pedo knew what true pain was then they would know that is the most disgusting act to ever peform on a child.

Oh yea and whoever diagnosod these sick and heinous people with a "mental disorder," is probably one themselves. Pull your head out of your ass people, it's a sick fucking fetish, acted out by vile human beings who cannot tell right from wrong.

Sure we all have fetishes, some may be even a little twisted, that still doesn't give you the right to act out on them. Learn to control yourselves.
My cousin was a victim of pedophilia(the man took pictures of her to put on the internet for a kiddie porn site, some love huh?), she has to go to therapy 3 times a week ever since she was 12. She has a lot of social problems and is constantly paranoid women because of what happened. She refuses to let anyone close to her, she doesn't like to be out in public alone and she hates anything related to sex.

It's fortunate my aunt found out early about this sick act, it could've been a lot worse on her. Fuck pedophiles.
by Aldwardo November 25, 2006
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