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Code word for titty bar. Used at work, in front of family or unsuspecting girlfriend/spouse.
While on the phone with your buddy, in front of wife .... "Let's grab a bite at the Tizow and then we'll paint the nursery!"
Tizow by GKF in da house October 15, 2009
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Shortened from "it is what it is". It is used to describe a situation, item or thing as a matter of fact statement.
Alan: the milks ran out again!!!

Mike: tizwiz!
tizwiz by superjebb1 July 19, 2017
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On edge, jittery on the outside. All balled up on the inside
I woke up in a tizwad thinking about what I did last night
tizwad by kywoman October 23, 2009
Probably the funniest person you will ever meet. He's very chill and laid back but can get serious in an instant.
Wow listen to tizon isn't he hilarious
tizon by Humble Beast 88 February 2, 2017

tivowned 

When a Tivo records a Tivo Suggestion for you that you have no interest in.
"I gave 3 thumbs up to Tombstone last week and today Tivo suggested Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's How the West Was Fun. I got Tivowned!"

tivowned by HavveK November 14, 2007
someone fucking amazing and wonderful. a person with a giant cock. a person that can get any girl they want. innately a beast at anything they do.
man that guy is such a tizoc... im soooo jealous
Tizoc by th devil September 11, 2010
Tizona was the sword of El Cid, a Spanish hero. Made of Damascus steel, it was used to fight the Moors. It is a national treasure of Spain, and is kept in the Museo del Ejército in Madrid.
Tizona killed many, many nomads.
Tizona by Digs May 18, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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