Tizow

Code word for titty bar. Used at work, in front of family or unsuspecting girlfriend/spouse.

While on the phone with your buddy, in front of wife .... "Let's grab a bite at the Tizow and then we'll paint the nursery!"

by GKF in da house October 15, 2009

tizwiz

Shortened from "it is what it is". It is used to describe a situation, item or thing as a matter of fact statement.

Alan: the milks ran out again!!!

Mike: tizwiz!

by superjebb1 July 19, 2017

tizwad

On edge, jittery on the outside. All balled up on the inside

I woke up in a tizwad thinking about what I did last night

by kywoman October 23, 2009

tizon

Probably the funniest person you will ever meet. He's very chill and laid back but can get serious in an instant.

Wow listen to tizon isn't he hilarious

by Humble Beast 88 February 2, 2017

tivowned

When a Tivo records a Tivo Suggestion for you that you have no interest in.

"I gave 3 thumbs up to Tombstone last week and today Tivo suggested Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's How the West Was Fun. I got Tivowned!"

by HavveK November 14, 2007

Tizoc

someone fucking amazing and wonderful. a person with a giant cock. a person that can get any girl they want. innately a beast at anything they do.

man that guy is such a tizoc... im soooo jealous

by th devil September 11, 2010

Tizona

Tizona was the sword of El Cid, a Spanish hero. Made of Damascus steel, it was used to fight the Moors. It is a national treasure of Spain, and is kept in the Museo del Ejército in Madrid.

Tizona killed many, many nomads.

by Digs May 18, 2004