When you're doing a girl up the butt, then you spit on her back so she thinks you're done (like a dirty Harry). She'll then turn around, and then you whip her right in the face with your shlong while screaming "TIZASTER, BITCH!" It's generally good to follow this with an angry dragon.
I was doing my girl like a bad mofo, and I slapped her in the face with my ten-incher. Knocked her out cold, and yelled "TIZASTER, BEUTCH!"
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.