tizon
Probably the funniest person you will ever meet. He's very chill and laid back but can get serious in an instant.
tizon by Humble Beast 88 February 2, 2017
Words you can keep
whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've
Person 1: I do not know whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've I will give my business to when I pass away.
Person 2: What the fuck?
Person 2: What the fuck?
whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion've by Sovietpizza February 17, 2017
Urban Penis Tionary
Urban Penis Tionary by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
Tionni
1. A female name normally associated with a vibrant, happy go lucky, full of energy, kindred spirit.
This female is usually gorgeous, and her beauty is not only skin deep- she does not lack in compassion and love for others and all living things.
Family means a great deal to this person, as do friends.
Tionni almost always has a string of boys following her around, hoping to win her heart..
With big eyes and a gentle heart and heaps of talent, it's no wonder everyone wants to be her friend. And true friends she has..
This female is usually gorgeous, and her beauty is not only skin deep- she does not lack in compassion and love for others and all living things.
Family means a great deal to this person, as do friends.
Tionni almost always has a string of boys following her around, hoping to win her heart..
With big eyes and a gentle heart and heaps of talent, it's no wonder everyone wants to be her friend. And true friends she has..
tisoned
When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.
tisoned by Advisory Class June 11, 2005
whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll
Person 1: Yo whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll did this, I would like to meet them
Person 2:...What the fuck did you say
Person 2:...What the fuck did you say
whomst've'ed'est'ion'tion's''ll by p0rtalGeek March 7, 2017
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026