tisowned

a combination of old english and 1337 in which when exclaimed, is like saying, "Tis a great pownage".

Oh man dude, Tisowned

by Adam Willingham August 19, 2006

tisoned

When a woman squats on your penis and girates at a clockwise motion while rubbing her clitorous in a counter-clockwise direction.

"Man, I busted after only two minutes when she tisoned me."

by Advisory Class June 11, 2005

tivowned

When a Tivo records a Tivo Suggestion for you that you have no interest in.

"I gave 3 thumbs up to Tombstone last week and today Tivo suggested Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's How the West Was Fun. I got Tivowned!"

by HavveK November 14, 2007