tizwad 

On edge, jittery on the outside. All balled up on the inside

I woke up in a tizwad thinking about what I did last night

tizwad by kywoman October 23, 2009

titwad 

An extremely stupid inane brain-redundant twat who is not worth fresh air. They litrally have tit on their brain and fuck all else.

"John went for a smoke of hash down the copshop last night."
"What a fuckin titwad!"

titwad by charbrad73 November 24, 2009

Tipwad 

Acronym for "totally incompetent (or idiotic) person with advanced degree." A good name for someone who's your supervisor thanks to education rather than ability.

"They put that guy in charge of the department!? He couldn't find his own ass with both hands!"
"Yeah, but he has an MBA."
"I know, can you believe it? What a tipwad!"

Tipwad by slackzilla July 27, 2012

Timwad 

An expression used to identify a mentally challenged person or persons. Can also be known as a spastic or retard. Originated from the retarded South Park character TIMMY!

Onlooker1. look at all those Timwad's being taken for a walk to feed the ducks
Onlooker2: Man, I would rather rape a mother fucking donkey than do that job
Onlooker1: I concur my friend....
Onlooker2: Wot does that mean man? Does use that complicated language cos u know i'm a Timwad

Timwad by LisaTehN00b July 28, 2008

Tiswad 

Slang meaning for a broken condom. It could also be used as an insult.

Its so sad that i bought a Trojan tiswad, and now i have to pay child support.

or

Dude, stop acting like a little tiswad.

Tiswad by Park Merdomo April 11, 2007

titwad 

1. a common insult, similar to dickwad
2. quite literally a wad of tits or large grouping of nipples

"God, Juicy J is such a titwad"

titwad by sail10694 October 3, 2013