Acronym for "totally incompetent (or idiotic) person with advanced degree." A good name for someone who's your supervisor thanks to education rather than ability.
"They put that guy in charge of the department!? He couldn't find his own ass with both hands!"
"Yeah, but he has an MBA."
"I know, can you believe it? What a tipwad!"
An expression used to identify a mentally challenged person or persons. Can also be known as a spastic or retard. Originated from the retardedSouth Park character TIMMY!
Onlooker1. look at all those Timwad's being taken for a walk to feed the ducks
Onlooker2: Man, I would rather rape a mother fucking donkey than do that job
Onlooker1: I concur my friend....
Onlooker2: Wot does that mean man? Does use that complicated language cos u know i'm a Timwad
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.