TSTST

Hell.

It's the test you have to take after getting a good score on the AMC, the AIME, and the USAMO. Then you have to take the TST if you do good again, which is also hell. Then you have to take the IMO, which is absolute hell. Don't take it.

"Tstst stands for team selection test selection test"

by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid August 9, 2022

tatstak

Slang for a female's breasts. Normally used as part of a demand - never a request.

Link checked the tatstak. What a nice tatstak!

by johnmguy November 21, 2011

titstracted

When you unintentionally drop out of a conversation, drive into oncoming traffic, or run over the neighbor's cat with your lawnmower because your attention was drawn away by a beautiful woman and/or perfect tits. The male equivalent to dickstracted.

I got so titstracted when I saw Amber Rose at the mall that I tripped into a twenty-minute fall down the up escalator.

by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

TTSTV

Time to Switch to Vodka

Mainly used when you are drunk texting and you run out of beer.

"All out of beer - TTSTV! XD"

by BangEasy July 18, 2014

Titstracted

When you lose focus on what you are doing because you are staring at a woman's breasts.

I rear-ended the car in front of me because I got titstracted by the woman in the tight shirt walking on the sidewalk.

by David90049 July 9, 2009

titstraction

A distraction caused by a great multitude of tits coming into full view at once. This typically occurs when travelling down stairs with impressive female specimens going up on the other side, so that you can see straight into their cleavage.

Sorry dude, you're gonna have to repeat that, those twins comin' up the stairs were a total titstraction.

by Taugosz July 22, 2008

Titstruck

When your big breasted woman slaps you with her heaviest tit. It can happen during intercourse, or just because she's that big.

Last night my saggy wife titstruck my face while she was on top of me. It was a turn on in a way, but they do hurt!

by joshwua915 May 27, 2016