Totstitute 

When parents allow their kids to dress like prostitutes and may even encourage it for attention or exploitation

“Omg belly shirts in 6th grade? Another totstitute is walking around”
“Posting YouTube videos of your totstitutes should be illegal”
“Wow booty shorts in SC, endless totstitutes , it’s an epidemic”

Totstitute by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

totstitute 

A female uder age, who dresses like a prostitute, although is in school, can get away with horrible clothing choices. Not really a prostitute.

1. Her skirt is so short! What a totstitute! 2. Her mother said "You cannot wear that to school! You look like a totstitute!"

totstitute by Tess S. February 2, 2006

hotstitute 

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.

I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.

hotstitute by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011

tot-stitute 

A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.

The winner of that toddler beauty pageant looked like a tot-stitute!

tot-stitute by MommaH August 18, 2009

Thostitute 

A female thot who has evolved into a prostitute with age, but her thot behavior has been increased with the evolution, making her a thostitute

That girl you know in your fifth period who you know fucked every guy on the football team. 7 years later, you can find her working on the streets with even bigger thottish behavior. That is what is identified as a thostitute.

Thostitute by anaverageweirdo January 6, 2015

potstitute 

ASS FOR GRASS... aka a girl who will hook up with you for a decent amount of weed.

Hey dude... I heard you hit that Jackie character, how'd you get that???

Weed, my friend... She is a total potstitute.

NICE!!!

potstitute by Dr Kendall March 15, 2009

Toastitude 

Shortened form of the commonly used phrase 'toast with attitude'. An adjective or noun used to describe or define toast that is absolutely bad-ass.

Dude, that toast I had for breakfast had some serious toastitude, there was butter EVERYWHERE!
Damn, that was some fine toastitude I had for breakfast this morning.

Toastitude by Goodnight Vienna March 5, 2011