stairs 

Wheelchair kryptonite.

Person: "Hey, let's go down these stairs."
Wheelchair Person: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

stairs by William Stephens May 22, 2006

Stairs 

Cannot trust, they are always up to something

Let's go up the stairs

Stairs by batteredsteak December 6, 2016

stairs 

The thing he told you about and it hurts

guy: i cant wait to play all these games
also guy: oh crap I'm falling down these friggin stairs
guy 2: I WARNED YOU I TOLD YOU DOG
also also guy: it keeps happening!!111
also also also guy: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
also guy 2: I TOLD YOU MAN! I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!

stairs by GaymerMcBoomer November 16, 2020

Stairs 

When you fall down the stairs

I fell down the stairs

Stairs by Lol stairs so funny so ironic July 24, 2019

Stairs 

A set of steps ascending or descending to any certain floor or level. Stairs can be troublesome and cause injuries, so it is important to be warned about any stairs in the premises.

Employee 1: "Have you heard? A co-worker fell down the flight of stairs on floor 4!"
Employee 2: "I know! I wish someone warned him, then he would not have injured himself!"

Stairs by icon_humility_ttt_ September 7, 2013

Stairs 

Term given to individuals who fail in some sort of task, whereby the failed person would theoretically have to leave the room (to go 'upstairs').

Usually used in instances involving fun festivities underway in the front room, such as PS3, XBox or other metal box of giggles, where fail victim must leave the presence of the untainted, for he is not worthy.

A recent phenomena, 'stairs' has often been linked with the older, more-established phrase 'Taxi for ____'

Can't believe I beat him with just 1 star Grimsby!

Stairs for Lee.

Stairs by Fodman March 5, 2011

Stairs 

Used to induce fear to an OMORI fan. Please do not say stairs in front of an OMORI fan without a reason.

Person 1: *winning an argument*
Person 2: Stairs.
Person 1: NOOOOO STOP STOP STOP

Stairs by Jeramuse February 3, 2023