Titsticles
"Hey John! Your titsticles are obvious through your shirt!"
"My titsticles were hard as ice during the winter
"
"My titsticles were hard as ice during the winter
"
Titsticles by Mr Kudasai November 18, 2019
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Titsticles
Quin: Look at the Tits on her!
Wayne: Those are actually Titsticles.
Bethany: My breasts don't look like testicles. If we compare any round object to a testicle, that would imply any round object would be similar to testicles.
Wayne: Huh. I never considered that.
Quin: Yeah, I should reconsider my hetero-normative point of view.
Wayne: Those are actually Titsticles.
Bethany: My breasts don't look like testicles. If we compare any round object to a testicle, that would imply any round object would be similar to testicles.
Wayne: Huh. I never considered that.
Quin: Yeah, I should reconsider my hetero-normative point of view.
Titsticles by GrassInsideMeAss February 22, 2018
Related Words
titsticles • Tiesticles • titesticles • titstacles • titticles • tittsicles • titsicle • toasticles • Tasticles • testiclese
titsticles
"Ouch, you kicked me right in the titsticles"
"Look at Tom Cruise' titsticles... hhhhhnnnnnnnggggggg"
"Look at Tom Cruise' titsticles... hhhhhnnnnnnnggggggg"
titsticles by Johnathon Thomason December 14, 2013
Titsticles
Another word for breasticulars
H: Iām not wearing a top around the house today
S: Wh- WHAT.. why!?
H: Gotta let these titsticles breathe boiii
S: Wh- WHAT.. why!?
H: Gotta let these titsticles breathe boiii
Titsticles by HappyFeetABetch July 5, 2021
Teasticles
Teasticles by meowlnir June 28, 2016
Testiclese
The Greek hero and lesser known brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes.
He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.
Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child playing a game called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone.
Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's Achilles tendon is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit fucking hurts.
Your friend: "Dude, that guy Ted was definitely winning that fight until that pussy Frank kicked him in the nuts. Then Frank just beat the shit out of him as Ted crinkled to the floor. What a cheap shot that was from Frank. Reminds you of when that Greek hero Testiclese was killed by that stone to the nuts right?"
Your answer: "Right!"
Your answer: "Right!"
Testiclese by mWEEDo January 21, 2011
titsicles
titsicles by HAHAAMITSGAY June 21, 2010
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