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This was originally an acronym used by medical staff standing for Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet. It can be used to describe a number of different types of patient:
1. Those patients who have a long-term medical condition which requires the expenditure of a great deal of time, effort and resources.
2. Those patients who are quite literally dying or in a Persistent Vegetative State or PSV.
3. Those patients who, although they may have a serious medical condition, are a total pain in the ass
Believed to have started in America, the use of this acronym has become widespread.
“Have you seen Malcolm? He looks like death, the doctors say it’s terminal.”
“TF-BUNDY! “
TF-BUNDY by AKACroatalin February 26, 2017
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Originally an acronym used by medical staff and stands for Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet. It is used to describe patients who are quite literally dying or in a Persitant Vegetative State PSV or patients who although they may have a serious medical condition are a total pain in the ass. Believed to have started in America, the use of this acronym has become widespread.
That greedy fuckwit Malcolm's eaten something bad! He got taken to hospital in an ambulance, throwing up all over the place, now he's in a coma!
TF-BUNDY!
TF-BUNDY by Croatalin December 12, 2013

tf bundy 

Medical term. Stands for Totally Fucked, But Unfortunatly Not Dead Yet. A BBC news item highlighted the use of such terms in the NHS in Britain.
"Whats happening with the RTA in Bed 6?"
"TF BUNDY"
"Really? damn, I was hoping she'd flake out so I could go for a fag"
tf bundy by logiwardofthestate August 2, 2007
Stands for Totally F*cked But Not Dead Yet.

Acronym used on a hospital patent's chart to indicate discretely the the patients prognosis.
Junior nurse - "What is this Acronym "TFBNDY" written on John Doe's chart?"
Junior nurse - " I have checked in the Medical dictionary and I can't find anything"
Head Nurse - " Ah yes. No you wont find that in a normal medical dictionary"
Head Nurse - " It indicates a patents prognosis"
Head Nurse - " A poor prognosis"
Head Nurse - " It stands for Totally F*cked But Not Dead Yet"
Junior nurse - " Oh I see..."
Junior nurse - *Looks over to 'John Doe*
Junior nurse - "Hmmm that Totally makes sense. *nods*"
Head Nurse - " Don't you have other patients to see to?!"
Junior nurse - *nods*
Junior nurse - *Skips off, humming, to tend to the next patient*

Head Nurse - *shakes head*
TFBNDY by Darcyio February 18, 2014

TF BUNDY 

Totally Fucked but unfortantly not dead yet
That old man is a TF BUNDY!
TF BUNDY by fupha August 20, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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