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T.F.BUNDY 

Totally fucked but unfortunately not dead yet

A variant on FUBARBUNDY (fucked up beyond all recognition but unfortunately not dead yet). Used to describe people who are going to die but, so far, haven't.
The patient with a stroke, heart attack and pneumonia was T.F.BUNDY
T.F.BUNDY by Dr J January 9, 2006
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T.F.BUNDY 

Used in hospitals to define the state of someone who is not going to make it: "Totally Fucked, But Not Dead Yet!"
See that guy over there with the cracked pelvis and failed liver? He's T.F.Bundy...
T.F.BUNDY by Dan Cross December 17, 2003
Related Words
T.F.BUNDY T.F.P T-F'ing T.F.F.Y. T&F T F ?!?! T’f t/f/ns T.F.B.T. T.F.C.D.C.
This was originally an acronym used by medical staff standing for Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet. It can be used to describe a number of different types of patient:
1. Those patients who have a long-term medical condition which requires the expenditure of a great deal of time, effort and resources.
2. Those patients who are quite literally dying or in a Persistent Vegetative State or PSV.
3. Those patients who, although they may have a serious medical condition, are a total pain in the ass
Believed to have started in America, the use of this acronym has become widespread.
“Have you seen Malcolm? He looks like death, the doctors say it’s terminal.”
“TF-BUNDY! “
TF-BUNDY by AKACroatalin February 26, 2017
Originally an acronym used by medical staff and stands for Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet. It is used to describe patients who are quite literally dying or in a Persitant Vegetative State PSV or patients who although they may have a serious medical condition are a total pain in the ass. Believed to have started in America, the use of this acronym has become widespread.
That greedy fuckwit Malcolm's eaten something bad! He got taken to hospital in an ambulance, throwing up all over the place, now he's in a coma!
TF-BUNDY!
TF-BUNDY by Croatalin December 12, 2013

tf bundy 

Medical term. Stands for Totally Fucked, But Unfortunatly Not Dead Yet. A BBC news item highlighted the use of such terms in the NHS in Britain.
"Whats happening with the RTA in Bed 6?"
"TF BUNDY"
"Really? damn, I was hoping she'd flake out so I could go for a fag"
tf bundy by logiwardofthestate August 2, 2007

TF BUNDY 

Totally Fucked but unfortantly not dead yet
That old man is a TF BUNDY!
TF BUNDY by fupha August 20, 2009
Acronym/ Initialism
"Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet"
Medical term.
"He's TFBUNDY"
"Oh. Shit."
TFBUNDY by LOLOLHIYARRRR July 31, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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