Urban Dictionary: fuckwit

Top definition

A person who is not only lacking in clue but is apparently unable or unwilling to acquire clue even when handed it on a plate in generous portions.

by Jon Fuller October 17, 2003

A fuck-wit is a individual with absolute no wits or intelligence and tries to come off smart when really they are just a fuck wit

.....Dude you don't know shit you're such a fuck-wit

by thdude21619 March 30, 2008

Something resembling idiocy...only a wee bit nastier

"Fucking hell Baz you fuck wit"

"You are one 1st class fuck wit"

by Col/Jack/Jimmeh March 21, 2005

A person so lacking in intelligence that they cannot grasp the simplest concepts.

Jesus, just hit the "ON" switch, you fuckwit.

by sparkles January 20, 2003

by Your name: July 09, 2003

Someone who thinks they're knowledgable in urban slang and contributes hundreds of shitty, worthless entries to urbandictionary.com.

"1. Figga
A fake ass Nigga
All this Figgaz wanna fuck with a real Nigga like me."

What the fuck is this shit, and who's the fuckwit that wrote it?

by SonOfSamus January 16, 2006

Blimey, you've cracked the windscreen on me lorry, fuckwits!

by Sprocket the Dog October 26, 2003