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This was originally an acronym used by medical staff standing for Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet. It can be used to describe a number of different types of patient:
1. Those patients who have a long-term medical condition which requires the expenditure of a great deal of time, effort and resources.
2. Those patients who are quite literally dying or in a Persistent Vegetative State or PSV.
3. Those patients who, although they may have a serious medical condition, are a total pain in the ass
Believed to have started in America, the use of this acronym has become widespread.
“Have you seen Malcolm? He looks like death, the doctors say it’s terminal.”
“TF-BUNDY! “
TF-BUNDY by AKACroatalin February 26, 2017
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Originally an acronym used by medical staff and stands for Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet. It is used to describe patients who are quite literally dying or in a Persitant Vegetative State PSV or patients who although they may have a serious medical condition are a total pain in the ass. Believed to have started in America, the use of this acronym has become widespread.
That greedy fuckwit Malcolm's eaten something bad! He got taken to hospital in an ambulance, throwing up all over the place, now he's in a coma!
TF-BUNDY!
TF-BUNDY by Croatalin December 12, 2013
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tf bundy 

Medical term. Stands for Totally Fucked, But Unfortunatly Not Dead Yet. A BBC news item highlighted the use of such terms in the NHS in Britain.
"Whats happening with the RTA in Bed 6?"
"TF BUNDY"
"Really? damn, I was hoping she'd flake out so I could go for a fag"
tf bundy by logiwardofthestate August 2, 2007

TF BUNDY 

Totally Fucked but unfortantly not dead yet
That old man is a TF BUNDY!
TF BUNDY by fupha August 20, 2009

T.F.BUNDY 

Totally fucked but unfortunately not dead yet

A variant on FUBARBUNDY (fucked up beyond all recognition but unfortunately not dead yet). Used to describe people who are going to die but, so far, haven't.
The patient with a stroke, heart attack and pneumonia was T.F.BUNDY
T.F.BUNDY by Dr J January 9, 2006

T.F.BUNDY 

Used in hospitals to define the state of someone who is not going to make it: "Totally Fucked, But Not Dead Yet!"
See that guy over there with the cracked pelvis and failed liver? He's T.F.Bundy...
T.F.BUNDY by Dan Cross December 17, 2003
Acronym/ Initialism
"Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet"
Medical term.
"He's TFBUNDY"
"Oh. Shit."
TFBUNDY by LOLOLHIYARRRR July 31, 2008
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