What you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean
"oh look that guys fucked!"
by Ironmanfan1 March 02, 2010
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When nothing goes your way and there is nothing you can do about it.
dude #1 "dude, I totally just had the most life changing shit ever, I was pushing so fucking hard, all my blood went downstairs, giving me a boner, so I couldn't piss straight, now it's all over my nanas bathroom, plus, I still can't get this shit out!"

dude #2 "you're so fucked"
by Rectum Mc Foreskin! April 26, 2009
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1. To be up shit creek without a paddle. 2. To be bent over and penetrated in such a way that is only becoming to Thai whores
by Cedric the Entertainer October 07, 2008
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/fŭkd/ verb (trans.):

1. The state of being in an unfortunate or dismal position.

2. The condition in which Humanity is rapidly deteriorating. This phenomenon can be observed in all aspects of daily life, regardless of an individual's personal predisposition.
1. "We're fucked."

2. "Did you see the news lately? Man, we're fucked..."
by A concerned inhabitant August 13, 2008
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You are madly in love with the older sister but then you fall in love with her younger sister. You can't meet the older sister but you can date the younger one. That's Fucked!
by fass62 December 24, 2011
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Brexit. That's literally all I have to say as a definition.
Teacher: "Now, who knows what Brexit is?"
Student: "I do! Brexit is fucked!"
by yourfriendlyirishpotato April 30, 2019
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