medical 

An adjective or a noun used to describe marijuana of the highest quality. It doesn't always have to come from a medical facility to be "medical", it's now a term used for any marijuana of that caliber. It can also be used to describe hashish

"Hey man, I just got some medical and it's gonna blow our minds!"

medical by Thumpdon August 24, 2009

medical 

Seriously serious. On a serious note.

Yo, did you hear that new Biggie joint? That shit is MEDICAL son!!!!

medical by Greg LaRosa (credit to Liz Wilson) January 27, 2004

Medical 

Weed that is 100% and isn't laced.

John- " You sure this grass is safe?"

Don- "Dude, relax, it's completely medical."

Medical by John Stroud January 2, 2010

medical 

often performed when joining a company/college etc. as an excuse to screen out druggies, and pervy nurses to cop a feel of yer bits/boobs.

joe failed his medical. he's up to his eyeballs in coke every other day though

medical by wankfest September 16, 2004

Medical 

funny you theoretically had to go to the hospital

"That joke was medical!"

Medical by Nikiko-Venu February 22, 2023

Medical 

Drugs; crazy; crazy drugs

You off the medical.
Take the medical turn
Damn, gps took us the medical route

You smoking the medical

Medical by Xtrillxking July 22, 2015

Medical 

When something is at such an extreme level it becomes 'medical'

E.g. the amount of pubes on my balls is medical!

Medical by Merry bald eagle ose August 3, 2017