TALABAN 

Truly Acting Like A Bitch Ass Nigga

Yo, you see that guy hiding from me?
Yeah, he's TALABAN right now.

TALABAN by Stettyb June 2, 2011

American Taliban 

A U.S. citizen and traitorous idiot who was captured in Afghanistan at the start of the war there against the Taliban after the 9/11 attacks. Real name John Walker Lindh, born in Washington D.C., he became radicalized and converted to Islam as a teen, then went to the Mideast to train and fight along with the Taliban punks against the U.S.

Could also refer to any U.S. citizen or resident who lives/lived or was born in the U.S. but becomes a radicalized Muslim and joins forces with the foreign Taliban or Taliban-related group, against the U.S.

I'm worried about Jimmy and his sudden strange behaviors, proclaiming Sharia Law and booking trips to the Mideast for "education." I hope he won't become another American Taliban.

American Taliban by itaintallthat January 22, 2014

Talibanization 

1. Instilling radicalism into the young generation

2. The calculated use of violence against civilians in order to attain ulterior goals that are both political and religious in nature, which is always done through deliberate act of terrorism, intimidation or coercion.

Afghan administration banned underhand Quranic schools used for talibanization of the young children.

Talibanization by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012

Talibangelical 

A Bible Belt Republican who is terrified that Muslims want to bring Sharia law to the US, yet wants to make abortions punishable by death. Wants to indoctrinate children in schools and teach creationist bullshit rather than evolution, and claims God put dinosaur fossils in the earth to test Christian faith, but they don't possess the the self awareness or critical thinking ability to understand that they actually DO want Sharia law, but with white people.

I'm so tired of seeing Talibangelicals with their posters of embryos outside Planned Parenthood, harrassing women who are there to refill their birth control.

Talibangelical by ZiggyStardust666 November 6, 2019

Talibangelist 

(n.) 1) a demagogical, radical-right-wing evangelical, most often Christian, that believes that the Bible is the inerrant word of God and must therefore be taken literally.

2) a right-wing Christian shill with an internet presence, frequently associated with so called "pro family" groups that rarely help real families at all, but will make up virtually anything to get people to donate money to promote narrow interpretations of scripture and repress progressive political agendas.

3) an individual that engages in bigoted attacks based on narrow interpretations of Biblical morality under the cover of ecclesiastical authority and who usually makes false claims of victimhood when challenged.

The demonizing lies, half-truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate scientific studies were typical of a Talibangelist.

His demonizing lies, half truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate science were all typical of a talibangelist.

Talibangelist by David C' June 14, 2009

talibang 

When two afghans roleplay as tailbans and scream "Allah Allah Allah" or "Allah Akhbar" as they 'explode' (orgasm).

Afghan: Have you two ever tried Talibanging?
Paki: No, why?
Taliban: I want to Talibang you now!
Afghan: Maybe you could Afghanicum inside of me?
Paki: I shall stay with my wives.
Taliban: Suit yourself. Afghanicumming sounds fun.

talibang by Svadas December 29, 2014

Talabama 

Since the enactment of Alabama's new, draconian anti-abortion law it has become the Right-Wing Christian version of Afghanistan's Islamic fundamentalist Taliban. Taliban plus Alabama.

All persons of who value true individual autonomy, would do well to avoid going to TALABAMA.

Talabama by MVCatdaddy May 18, 2019