Sweatard 

Folk singer attire that shouts rock and roll sucks.

Dude was way too afraid to let his hair down and rock and roll like there is no tomorrow.His sweatard was his measly freak flag.

Sweatard by rOYAL SMALLNESS February 2, 2021

sweetarded 

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

sweetarded by Partycoe January 24, 2010

seatard 

Seatard is a word for the most useless animal in the water, the manatee.
The word was coined by Taylor Ramsauer fo the Mediocre Show.

Eric: Manatees are the retard of the sea.
Taylor: they are seatards.

"All seatards do is get stuck in boat propellers.

seatard by KieranK August 5, 2007

Sweaturds 

Feces that accumulates accidentally during defecation inside the back lower area (of which is hanging directly in the logpath) of a comfortable, usually oversized sweater.

Man! I should have taken off that wooly wonder before I decided to pinch a loaf! I have about a pound of sweaturds stuck back there!

Sweaturds by micah January 14, 2011

sweetard 

One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.

Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!

sweetard by HindiBindi October 7, 2012

Swetard

A contraction of the words retarded and Swedish, often used to refer to certain Swedish World of Warcraft gamers.
Swetards are often (but not exclusively) young players who have yet to mature and/or learn to play the game.
The term swetard is commonly used on the European World of Warcraft server "Shattered Hand", which is infested with them.

Swetards insist on asking "from?" to anyone that joins the group, or simply revert to the dreaded "SWE?".

Swetards often spam all forms of chat in Swedish.
This strange and annoying phenomenon has 2 possible origins:
- Swetards are too stupid to learn English and depend on the little manglish they know.
- Swetards are too arrogant to conform to the official server language, which is English.

Goddamn swetards wiped my pug again. >_<
I hate swetards and I hope Blizzard gives them their own server soon!
Stupid swetards won't stop spamming trade and general chat again... >_<

Swetard by I_D January 6, 2009

Swetard

Swedish person incessantly dumb, ergo retarded.

Typically used for swedish people who are new to the internet, and computers and have no idea how to handle them. Your average swetard is fanatical about the game 'World Of Warcraft' and lets it consume their life, rejecting even their closest friends to frolic in its polygons.

Swetard: I love WoW and think its better than rl.

1337Brit: oh gawd its a swetard. *facepalm*

Swetard by Flamecakes July 5, 2009