Sweaturds
Feces that accumulates accidentally during defecation inside the back lower area (of which is hanging directly in the logpath) of a comfortable, usually oversized sweater.
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muffins with sweaters
fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
muffins with sweaters by fadedredwing May 13, 2009
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Sweaturds • sweaters • senaturds • Sweatard • sweaterdouche • sweaterish • sweatershirt • sweatrash • sweaturgen • sweaturrection
Sweatard
Dude was way too afraid to let his hair down and rock and roll like there is no tomorrow.His sweatard was his measly freak flag.
Sweatard by rOYAL SMALLNESS February 2, 2021
Nipple Sweaters
An endearing term for the bushy circle of hair that grows around the nipples of men and some unlucky women.
I was so into licking her titties until I noticed her nipple sweaters. I think I got a hair in my teeth.
Nipple Sweaters by Patsallthat July 8, 2016
senaturds
the ottawa senators the crappiest hockey team ever which always lose to the toronto maple leafs but still think their better or at elast thtey pretend
Trying on Sweaters
The act of power dating in search of the perfect 'fit'. Often initiated via online dating (a.k.a. database dating), Trying on Sweaters often involves long waits in line, multiple exchanges and buyers remorse. Sometimes you try on a sweater and everything seems fine, but then you realize that it doesn't quite fit. Even though the label said "Wash and Wear" it acted like it was dry clean only and after the spin cycle It became downright clingy.
Thanks to four active profiles on Match, OK Cupid, Timber and eHarmony she was Trying on Sweaters sometimes three or four times a day. Last night she didn't even want a sweater but it was on sale so she took it home anyway.
Trying on Sweaters by Cyber Barbie April 2, 2015
sweaturrection
sweaturrection by SkyFood July 15, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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