14 definitions by rOYAL SMALLNESS
Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019
Dude was way too afraid to let his hair down and rock and roll like there is no tomorrow.His sweatard was his measly freak flag.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS February 2, 2021
At the most popular Mexican restaurant around the tacos the margaritas the music and laughter combined to make a beautiful Mexidin.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS July 24, 2021
Finn stopped at the Black Currant Bakehouse everyday for their delicious cinnamon rolls.He was shocked that he was tiring of them and decided he needed a change of pastry.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS February 6, 2018
Mike ate a giant beef sandwich greasy onion rings and a chocolate shake.He was on the jobsite and needed to find the nearest facility NOW.He blasted \a turd the size of a small dog and the subsequent action was a direct death splash directly into his fully dilated bung hole.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 23, 2018
Mike was a complete extrovert right up until the pandemic.The world went crazy and now he is a complete introvert.he is for sure Biverted.When the pandemic is over we will just have to see whats up.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS September 21, 2020
Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 19, 2018