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A person who so eerily resembles another person that you can't help but belt out the word "dang" to convey disbelief.
by micah April 12, 2010
Get the Doppeldang'er mug.A person who downloads (usually via bit torrent) any type of media before its official retail release, only to ridicule anyone else who mentions the media after it is officially launched.
Person 1: "Oh, the new Jay-Z? I was listening to that when months ago before it was even mastered!"
Person 2: "You're an isocunt"
Person 2: "You're an isocunt"
by micah December 12, 2009
Get the Isocunt mug.Feces that accumulates accidentally during defecation inside the back lower area (of which is hanging directly in the logpath) of a comfortable, usually oversized sweater.
Man! I should have taken off that wooly wonder before I decided to pinch a loaf! I have about a pound of sweaturds stuck back there!
by micah January 14, 2011
Get the Sweaturds mug.Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".
Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."
Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."
by micah June 19, 2010
Get the If the toilet's broken, shit outside. mug.One who dons more than one article of clothing sporting the "Ed Hardy" logo. This person may also refer to you as "guy" or prematurely assume that you agree with them by asking "Am I right?" immediately following a crass, poorly-constructed opinion.
I bumped into that douche-chill with fake diamond earrings up at the bar while I was getting a drink. He spilled his tequila-redbull on me and called me "guy". What an Ed Hard-On! Am I right?
by micah May 11, 2010
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Get the maroon poon mug.One person plants their bare ass on another person's face. The nose usually inserts the anus and a simultaneous fart ensues.
by Micah April 22, 2005
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