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suicide voter 

Someone who because they are naïve or just plain ignorant consistently votes against their own self-interests
Joe is a suicide voter he used to have a good job at a factory with a strong union that provided excellent pay and benefits, but he voted for an anti-union governor who busted up the union, resulting in a huge drop in pay, then he voted for a "free trade" Congressman who wants to move all factories to China. Now unemployed and receiving healthcare through the state exchanges created under the Affordable Care Act he plans to vote for a president who wants to take away his healthcare.
suicide voter by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015

Suicide Jerk 

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.
Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.
Suicide Jerk by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010

Secondhand Suicide 

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.
Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?
when someone is murdered and then arranged in such a way to make the death seem like a suicide. the victim may also be forced to take his own life so that the real culprit leaves little to no evidence of wrongdoing. authorities rule the cause of death to be a plain old suicide which often means that no investigation is preformed.
the key witnesses were all suicided before they could testify. i guess they all were depressed or something. oh well. case dismissed!
suicided by monkeytron5000 June 4, 2009

Suicide Mode 

A point when a person begins to consume alcohol at an exponential rate. Usually occurring after one has already been drinking for several hours and has decided that they can handle a limitless amount of alcohol. Typically results in loss of memory, confusion, and an inability to perform normal functions. On the other hand it can be a lot of fun, especially if you are an onlooker.
Sebastiaan: Ryan went into suicide mode last night at Oktoberfest
Stefan: Yeah, at one point he decided to drink all the beer on the table. I had to sign him into his hotel room last night and apparently he woke up and couldn't remember how he got there.
Suicide Mode by Hulk19 May 4, 2017
When you get tired of fighting a battle you never even saw coming.
Suicide by Suicidalgirl004 November 14, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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