suicide bomb

The act of deficating on your partner's chest, then wiping them off with the pages of the koran...

I started to give my girlfriend a suicide bomb, but was afraid of the wrath of Allah.

by JKoury October 12, 2006

suicide bomb

When you take a dump on a chicks chest, then proceed to wipe it up with pages of the Koran.

I pulled a suicide bomb on that Ho because she passed out.

by Dan111111111111 December 7, 2006

suicide bombing

Farting in your own cube at work. As opposed to crop dusting

I was so busy at work today that I had to resort to a suicide bombing.

by Martha_H December 6, 2005

Suicide Bomb

It's when I shit on your chest, then wipe it up with pages that I ripped out of the Koran.

Motherfuckin' Abu Dhabi sand mooly gave my cousin a Suicide Bomb, he's still alive though.

by zunk crunchnstuff May 5, 2007

the suicide bomb

While receiving fellatio you hold your partners head down and without informing them you ejaculate into their mouth screaming JIHAD!

Partner: Tell me when you are gonna cum.
You: oh yeah, don't worry just keep going. oh yeah.
Partner: mmpphhhh
You: oh yeah! JIHAD! (holding head firmly down possibly with two hands)
Partner: mph cough gag
You: How'd you like the suicide bomb?
Partner: You Fucking asshole.

by LFT April 26, 2008

Suicide bombing

Now this is the story:

Suicide bombing is the act of ejaculating all over the girl while she is on her knees giving you head. But there is a catch, you mustn't say a word before you cum and you gotta yell at the top of your lungs as you whip it out of her mouth and therefore blow yourself all over her face and tits. If you accomplish to do all of this, her face will look exactly like one of the terrorist victims when they are about to be bombed, except that she will stay alive and will have cum on her face instead of blood and flesh...

Oh and, uh, yelling out gods name makes it even more dramatic for some reason! Thank me later. ;)

Ron: Man, I did the suicide bombing last night!
Clark: You did what?
Ron: I busted a nut on the girls face while screaming "hail hydra!!" She was so shocked! I felt like a true terrorist and she was my victim
Clark: You sick fuck...

by SlowlyThere August 14, 2017

Suicide Bomb

Silently farting in a group of people, but unlike the cropdust where you fart and leave, the suicide bomber stays with the group and goes down with them.

I just suicide bombed those skanks that told us to fuck off.

by Lambobo July 29, 2009