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Smobile home 

someone who lives or acts like someone who lives in a smegma filled mobile home
you are acting like a smobile home

Smugmobile 

A car that is bought just to prove that they are keeping up with the status quo. i.e. Toyota Prius
(Jeremy Clarkson) There are so many damn smugmobiles in London, look there are too in one parking spot.
Smugmobile by liebz January 13, 2009

sexmobile 

A vehicle that attracts female attention toward it to the benefit of the male occupant(s).
Man, I bet that dude gets alot of ladies with that ride. It's a real sexmobile.
sexmobile by EFL January 2, 2009

simobiled 

To get simobiled. To lose reception on your cell phone or to not have any at all.

You are being simobiled, when having a phone call with someone on the, but not limited to, simobil.si mobile network and your call gets dropped.

The expresion can be used in various situations where someone gets dropped, dumped, or gets out of touch with someone.

Due to incredible lack of quality and poor simobil mobile connection, placing calls is almost imposible without troubles, so the expresion simobiled came in to wide use.
1.
Jenny: Hi, honey. How you're doing?
Tom: Fine, so great to hear you again.
Jenny: Tom? Hello! ..
Tom: What? Sorry, I can't hear you. Are you..
Jenny: Can you hear me. What?
Tom: Hello.. Yes I can hear you now. Hello..
Jenny: Yes. I was saying..
Tom: Jenny? Are you there..
Jenny: Hello. I can't hear..
/the line drops/
Tom: For fuck sake, we got simobiled again.

2. His girl friend was messing around so he simobiled her!

3. The company needed to cut costs so they simobiled 3000 workers.

4. Sorry, I can't check my email, I have no data connection. They simobiled me again!!

5. After the second round of their box fight, he got simobiled out.
simobiled by A040113 January 4, 2013

shmobile 

Damn ray you shmobile like a real nigga
shmobile by Tyler keeley September 23, 2018

sexmobile 

To affiliate with someone whom engages in the act of sexual intercourse frequently.
Dude Garrett is such a sexmobile now that he hangs out with Amanda Lunny
sexmobile by Jut May 3, 2004