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Smobile home 

someone who lives or acts like someone who lives in a smegma filled mobile home
you are acting like a smobile home
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Smobblewobble 

When you look at the big ocean, it's like being a salmon, you are there, but you don't really do anything. That is when you are a smobblewobble.
When we talk to girls my friend is a big smobblewobble
Smobblewobble by Magnus Røn April 7, 2021

simobiled 

To get simobiled. To lose reception on your cell phone or to not have any at all.

You are being simobiled, when having a phone call with someone on the, but not limited to, simobil.si mobile network and your call gets dropped.

The expresion can be used in various situations where someone gets dropped, dumped, or gets out of touch with someone.

Due to incredible lack of quality and poor simobil mobile connection, placing calls is almost imposible without troubles, so the expresion simobiled came in to wide use.
1.
Jenny: Hi, honey. How you're doing?
Tom: Fine, so great to hear you again.
Jenny: Tom? Hello! ..
Tom: What? Sorry, I can't hear you. Are you..
Jenny: Can you hear me. What?
Tom: Hello.. Yes I can hear you now. Hello..
Jenny: Yes. I was saying..
Tom: Jenny? Are you there..
Jenny: Hello. I can't hear..
/the line drops/
Tom: For fuck sake, we got simobiled again.

2. His girl friend was messing around so he simobiled her!

3. The company needed to cut costs so they simobiled 3000 workers.

4. Sorry, I can't check my email, I have no data connection. They simobiled me again!!

5. After the second round of their box fight, he got simobiled out.
simobiled by A040113 January 4, 2013

shmobile 

Damn ray you shmobile like a real nigga
shmobile by Tyler keeley September 23, 2018
A 'Stobile' is when a traffic manager/engineer designs a static/mobile hybrid work site... {Matic is what inbred southerns call it}
when a bell end of a project manager wants to work for the cheapest possible price they get you to design a 'Stobile'.
stobile by B0m8A December 13, 2018
a very good looking person who smiles often, derived from the word smiles
Smoiles just saved Dan from being killed.
Smoiles by lxilo November 16, 2009