simobiled 

To get simobiled. To lose reception on your cell phone or to not have any at all.

You are being simobiled, when having a phone call with someone on the, but not limited to, simobil.si mobile network and your call gets dropped.

The expresion can be used in various situations where someone gets dropped, dumped, or gets out of touch with someone.

Due to incredible lack of quality and poor simobil mobile connection, placing calls is almost imposible without troubles, so the expresion simobiled came in to wide use.

1.
Jenny: Hi, honey. How you're doing?
Tom: Fine, so great to hear you again.
Jenny: Tom? Hello! ..
Tom: What? Sorry, I can't hear you. Are you..
Jenny: Can you hear me. What?
Tom: Hello.. Yes I can hear you now. Hello..
Jenny: Yes. I was saying..
Tom: Jenny? Are you there..
Jenny: Hello. I can't hear..
/the line drops/
Tom: For fuck sake, we got simobiled again.

2. His girl friend was messing around so he simobiled her!

3. The company needed to cut costs so they simobiled 3000 workers.

4. Sorry, I can't check my email, I have no data connection. They simobiled me again!!

5. After the second round of their box fight, he got simobiled out.

simobiled by A040113 January 4, 2013

Smobile home 

someone who lives or acts like someone who lives in a smegma filled mobile home

you are acting like a smobile home

Smobile home by big_daddy_dogs_kitten_69 February 11, 2022

shmobile 

When you whippin a car like a fucking boss

Damn ray you shmobile like a real nigga

shmobile by Tyler keeley September 23, 2018

Simonized 

To get fucked over; When a bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves the 7-10.

Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.

Simonized by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018

Simonised 

Pure shite!

"How did your coupon do at the weekend?"
"Argh, it was simonised"

"How was your meal in the mosset?"
"Simonised"

Simonised by Dbhoy February 22, 2019

Simonized 

The act of being exposed to something very deep or very funny that can be deconcerting and creates a moment of ackwardness during a discussion.

Damn, these future nobel price were Simonized.
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized

Simonized by SimzSimma September 24, 2016

smobile 

(n.)a kiss kiss; (v.) to kiss passionately on the mouth using tongue as well as lips

That was more than a kiss...it was, like, a smobile.
Pat and Danielle! Will you guys stop smobiling back there? I can hear you all the way up in the front seat.

smobile by Silly.minus.nekked June 18, 2003