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A very violent twitch.
My arm jolted with a stwitch.
Stwitch by Alpha Minor Delta August 4, 2008
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Butt and Switch

1. the art of changing the topic of converstion by cleverly interrupting and redirecting the topic without being obvious.
After listening to Herman incesstantly babbling about a fence post I applied the butt and switch method.
Butt and Switch by pyra023 September 10, 2010
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no bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas 

The code everybody who's a fan of the Etika World Network lives by. Anybody who breaks these 4 sacred rules is subject to evisceration and/or the Etika Backhand.
1. Etika: There is a set of code that accompanies this YouTube channel in every action it does! NO BITCH NIGGAS! NO SNITCH NIGGAS! NO TWITCH NIGGAS! And NO FAKE SWITCH NIGGAS! Get back to me on that last one, I still don't know what the fuck it means. If you are a member of this YouTube channel, you LIVE by these laws! What happens when we find, not just an individual, or a group, or an entity, WE FIND an ENTIRE COMPANY OF NOTHING BUT B I T C H - M A D E N I G G A S ? ! YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO?!
B A C K H A N D P I M P - S T Y L E N I G G A A C T I O N !
2. PERSON A: No bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas is the code everybody who's a fan of the Etika World Network lives by. Anybody who breaks these 4 sacred rules is subject to evisceration and/or the Etika Backhand. PERSON B: Cool!

masturbate and switch 

Masturbate and switch — the erotic KINK of having sex with one person while thinking of another; or, of talking dirty to a sexual partner and allowing them to verbally — either from your mouth or theirs — acknowledge deep sexual attraction for another person; or, for an extreme sexual scenario.

This is not a practice for the sexually insecure — unless insecurity is your particular KINK!!!!!

On the one hand, if one wants to enjoy the depth sexuality of another, the partner has to be made to feel comfortable physically, mentally and spiritually.

On the other hand, one would have to ask if their ego is strong enough to facilitate the unbridled sexuality and fantasy life of another.

Well…you don’t hit home runs unless you swing for the fences. And, on the other hand, if you swing too hard and miss YOU CAN STRIKE OUT!!!!!!

Unless you are a “sex-pert” DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!!!!!

But if you are ever semi-single in Negril at a Club Med — and you didn’t hear this from me — give it a shot!!!!!!!

Remember: NOT A PRACTICE FOR THE SEXUALLY TIMID AND INSECURE!!!!!!
Him: Wow, that was a quick orgasm, babe!!! You must have been really horny.

Her: Naw. I did a masturbate and switch and IT GOT REALLY GOOD TO ME!!!!!!

Him: Tell me what you were thinking so I can masturbate and switch, too!!!!!!!!!

Hungarian Switch 

When Hungary switched sides during World War 2. This 100% totally happened.
Isorrowproductions: Time to do the Hungarian Switch, don’t look that up on urban dictionary.
Hungarian Switch by DomEatsToblerone December 22, 2022

switcheroo 

(noun) A maneuver which entails acquiring the original of something or someone even and replacing the original with a fake or a forgery.
Tina got ahold of her mom's entire bottle of narcotic painkillers. Knowing that her mother would never take any of them, Tina simply pulled the 'ol switcheroo and emptied the bottle of painkillers and substituted their absence with some kind of laxative pills that looked very similar. Tina was on her way to Junkie-dom.
switcheroo by Nikki Stixx May 23, 2019

jailbait and switch 

A cougar dressed in a schoolgirl outfit
My friend thought he was hooking up with a tight little chick, but turned out to be a hag pulling a jailbait and switch.
jailbait and switch by Mrs Plow December 1, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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