1. Grandma: Get yo' ass outside and go pick a switch
cuz I'm bout to whip your ass for actin' a fool at school today.
2. You better not pick a small switch for your whoopin' becuz she'll send you back out to pick a bigger one.
3. Boy 1: What happen your your legs??
Boy 2: I got a whoppin' last night with a switch.
Boy 1: Damn, is that abuse?
Boy 2: Apparently my
Mom does not think so.