Stread

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Hi im D'andre and I have 12 streads

Stread by JohnPorkGyatt December 29, 2024

stread't 

The willingness to do something anyway in rare manner, as if doing it alone even if with others. Also doing it correctly when no one else has the enough smarts to do it like the person who did do it.

"Jose is never wise enough to do such a good job for himself, but I'm glad I had the stread't to do what he would never do. Which was make a shoe line. I also felt good doing it with others rather than him."

stread't by Tseadiueniuom January 21, 2018

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

Stradbrook 

Anyone with a strong sexual desire to mate with a Sasquatch. Can also include - Yetis, Bigfoot, yowies and possibly large hairy apes.

So this guy said to me last night after watching a few episodes of The Big Lez Show "Anyone else kinda bummed out that there wasn't any love interest or sex scenes in The Big Lez Show?...... Reckon it would have been grouse to see Sassy blow his load LOL!!" I said careful ya fucken Stradbrook, some cunt will make a meme outa ya."

Stradbrook by Sassy Foods September 6, 2021

spread them 

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)

SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island

spread them by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018

steady leak 

a slow internal bleeding that begins, often without a person knowing it, due to a foreign object being lodged in the body (i.e. a shard or small particle from a bullet).

Many of today's handgun bullets tend to break up and disperse inside the shooting victim's body, causing a steady leak, which can be fatal since it's difficult to detect.

steady leak by D.S. Credito March 18, 2015

Steady the Buffs 

Used as a phrase advising or warning that calmness and good order should be maintained.

The Buffs (note the capitalization) refers to the 3rd Regiment of Foot in the British Army, later renamed the Royal East Kent regiment until it was amalgated with other regiments after the Second World War (the current successor regiment being the Princess of Wales's Royal Regiment). Before the late 19th century introduction of khaki uniforms British infantry famously wore red jackets. To tell different regiments apart they had different coloured facings - that is to say the inner lining visible when parts of the jacket like the sleeves where folded over. The 3rd Regiment of Foot nickname came from their buff coloured (a pale yellow) facings. This name was officially recognised and popularised during the period when regiments were named after their colonel. There were two Colonel Howard's Regiments so one was called the Buff Howards and the other the Green Howards.

The phrase itself originated in the 1858 when the adjutant of the Buffs was administrating a parade of his regiment under the gaze of a rival regiment, the 21st Fusiliers. Not wanting to be embarrassed by an indisciplined parade he shouted out 'steady the Buffs!' to get his men into order. It became a common phrase in the British Army and was popularised by Kipling

"I can't believe it! My girlfriend has just left me, I've been fired from work and my dog has dog. My life has gone down the drain. I don't know what to do"

"Steady the Buffs! I lost my leg to a lion in Tanganyika but you don't see me blubbing like a nancy boy.

"Sorry, I was being a trifle self-indulgent for a bit there"

Steady the Buffs by oxocube September 1, 2009