sasquatch

The protagonist of a series of commercials advertising Jack Link's Beef Jerky. Sasquatch is depicted as a large, hairy humanoid who is always getting pranked by humans eating Jack Link's Beef Jerky. This leads to Sasquatch becoming enraged and retaliating against his antagonists, with hilarious results.

Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents....Messin' With Sasquatch.

by The Gun Monkey November 7, 2015

sasquatch

The "official" name of Bigfoot; a creature popularly described as being human-like in form but massive in size, appetite, and shoe-size (hence the name...). Often depicted as ape-like and bipedal, this hair-covered mammal is believed by arguably delusional hippies to be the last surviving link between modern man and our evolutionary past. It is believed that the creature resides in the dense forests of the American/Canadian northwest, due to the unconfirmed sitings of this creature in years past. The reason theorists believe it has survived so long is due partly to its elusive, defensively aggressive isolationist behavior, but also its ability to hibernate for very long periods of time after feeding seasons.

The sasquatch, much like UFOs, has had thousands of reported sitings, and not a single shred of verified physical proof found.

Picture a darker chewbacca with a human-like haircovered face.

by Davey X. December 28, 2005

sasquatch

A useless worker who never shows up at work but still collects a paycheck. Now and then there are rumors around the office of an actual sighting, but many of the co-workers have never actually seen this person.

Anyone seen the sasquatch this week?

by The Chode February 1, 2005

sasquatch

A female with an excessive amount of pubic hair.

Damn you've got a hairy pussy! You got sasquatch living between your legs, bitch?

by JohnstonGuy August 28, 2005

Sasquatch

A middle-aged, hairy man who dwells in public pool locker rooms. Almost always naked, they will traumatize unsespecting pool goers for hours.

Dude! Did you see that Sasquatch in there?
Yeah, now I have to go back to therapy.

by _Jay_ June 21, 2006

Sasquatch

A nickname for Sam Winchester. Or, a tall hairy being that Sam Winchester is mistaken for.

1) Dean: All right, time for bed. Come on, Sasquatch.
2) Gabriel: Finally, a real sasquatch caught on film! W-wait a second....false alarm, it's just Sam.

by DESTIELFTW000 March 18, 2019

Sasquatch

When you take a shit and shave your balls then leave it for your friend to find it.

“Can I use the bathroom?”

“Yeah , Sorry about the Sasquatch”- Matty

by Damusiczar January 14, 2021