The willingness to do something anyway in rare manner, as if doing it alone even if with others. Also doing it correctly when no one else has the enough smarts to do it like the person who did do it.
"Jose is never wise enough to do such a good job for himself, but I'm glad I had the stread't to do what he would never do. Which was make a shoe line. I also felt good doing it with others rather than him."
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A late-night derivative of the historic slogan “Don’t Tread on Me.”
The original meant: Don’t step on my freedom.
Don’t Spread on Me means: Don’t smear your nonsense all over my life.
Three accepted meanings:
1. The Condiment Doctrine 🥜
Your peanut butter is not a public utility.
There’s always that guy who brings nothing to the party but suddenly appears with a cracker like a raccoon with Wi-Fi.
That’s when you pull the jar back and say:
“Easy there, pal… don’t spread on me.”
2. The Burrito Emergency Protocol 🚽
After eating something called the Atomic Volcano Bacon Burrito, you’re in a bathroom stall negotiating with your stomach like a hostage situation:
“Alright body… let’s keep this contained… don’t spread on me.”
3. The Anti-Mansplaining Clause 🧠
You say, “I like astronomy,” and suddenly a guy gives a 20-minute lecture on Jupiter like he’s running the planetarium.
That’s when you cut him off:
“Hey professor… don’t spread on me.”
In short:
If “Don’t Tread on Me” protected liberty…
“Don’t Spread on Me” protects your snacks, your sanity, and your bathroom dignity. 🐍🍞
A late-night derivative of the historic slogan “Don’t Tread on Me.”
The original meant: Don’t step on my freedom.
Don’t Spread on Me means: Don’t smear your nonsense all over my life.
Three accepted meanings:
1. The Condiment Doctrine 🥜
Your peanut butter is not a public utility.
There’s always that guy who brings nothing to the party but suddenly appears with a cracker like a raccoon with Wi-Fi.
That’s when you pull the jar back and say:
“Easy there, pal… don’t spread on me.”
2. The Burrito Emergency Protocol 🚽
After eating something called the Atomic Volcano Bacon Burrito, you’re in a bathroom stall negotiating with your stomach like a hostage situation:
“Alright body… let’s keep this contained… don’t spread on me.”
3. The Anti-Mansplaining Clause 🧠
You say, “I like astronomy,” and suddenly a guy gives a 20-minute lecture on Jupiter like he’s running the planetarium.
That’s when you cut him off:
“Hey professor… don’t spread on me.”
In short:
If “Don’t Tread on Me” protected liberty…
“Don’t Spread on Me” protects your snacks, your sanity, and your bathroom dignity. 🐍🍞
Examples of “Don’t Spread on Me” in the wild
1. The Dip Bandit
You bring chips and a fresh jar of peanut butter to a party. A guy who brought nothing shows up with a stale cracker and starts excavating your jar like it’s an archaeological dig.
You pull it back:
“Whoa there, Indiana Jones… don’t spread on me.”
2. The Burrito Situation 🚽
Three hours after eating something called the Mega Diablo Truck-Stop Burrito, you’re in a gas station bathroom sweating like you’re defusing a bomb. The plumbing is already making nervous noises.
You whisper to your stomach:
“Easy now… let’s keep this localized… don’t spread on me.”
3. The Barroom Professor
You say you like hiking. Some guy immediately launches into a 15-minute lecture about soil composition and tectonic plates while you’re just trying to drink a beer.
You stop him mid-sentence:
“Buddy… this isn’t the Discovery Channel. Don’t spread on me.”
1. The Dip Bandit
You bring chips and a fresh jar of peanut butter to a party. A guy who brought nothing shows up with a stale cracker and starts excavating your jar like it’s an archaeological dig.
You pull it back:
“Whoa there, Indiana Jones… don’t spread on me.”
2. The Burrito Situation 🚽
Three hours after eating something called the Mega Diablo Truck-Stop Burrito, you’re in a gas station bathroom sweating like you’re defusing a bomb. The plumbing is already making nervous noises.
You whisper to your stomach:
“Easy now… let’s keep this localized… don’t spread on me.”
3. The Barroom Professor
You say you like hiking. Some guy immediately launches into a 15-minute lecture about soil composition and tectonic plates while you’re just trying to drink a beer.
You stop him mid-sentence:
“Buddy… this isn’t the Discovery Channel. Don’t spread on me.”
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To not follow trends. To do your own thing. Think of a parade. A parade has people following an object. The thing that is being followed represents the new trend. The parade goes down a street like floating objects down a river or stream.
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Her friend: Wait. I thought you said that nerds were disgusting.
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Her friend: Wait. I thought you said that nerds were disgusting.
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Friend: Listen. Don't follow the stream.
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Woman: That was until Doctor Who became popular. All of my friends started liking nerds too.
Friend: Listen. Don't follow the stream.
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