streads 

Short for street-beads. Found in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, streads are the sad, unwanted strings of beads seen laying in the street, often submerged in Mardi Gras Juice. Streads are good for giving to women whose titties you want to see but who might not normally be bead-worthy. Broken streads can be easily fixed by twisting the ends together. Fortunately, the stread recipient usually won't notice this shoddy repair until she has already shown the goods, at which point it's too late, ha-ha, I saw your boobs.

Hey Steve! I got that girl over there to show her tits for some nasty old streads! Now let's go get a daquiri-filled plastic football!

streads by The Slow Kid July 8, 2006

Underwear Streaks 

When you shit yourself, or fart loudly enough that a bit of shit sprays out and stains your underwear with brown streaks.

Dude I just loud farted and it left me with underwear streaks. I may just throw them away at this point.

Underwear Streaks by Soapey August 3, 2019

spreadsheet tycoon

An entrepreneur who falsely believes, based on his own naive financial projections, that he will get rich.

Did you see Bob's stupid new business plan? The guy is a spreadsheet tycoon.

spreadsheet tycoon by Ho Sun Yan October 9, 2008

spreadshit 

An Excel spreadsheet with no redeeming value, it's purpose was to provide data but all it creates is confusion and frustration.

Bill: Do you have the forecasts for next week's production?
Ted: No, the data Rufus sent is horrible. All of it was on one ridiculous spreadshit. I asked him if he knew what a column was. He said he just finished reading one in the newspaper.
Bill: I can't believe he still works here.
Ted: The worst part is I have 400 rows worth of data in one merged cell. I don't even know how he managed that.

spreadshit by Rooks January 24, 2008

spreadshitting

Producing large amount of spreadsheets at a rapid pace, sometimes for dubious reasons or uncertain motives.

I spent all of last week spreadshitting for High Management's fucking KPIs.

spreadshitting by LexMajor1 May 6, 2020

streaks dhmu

Used by 6th-8th graders who are fake depressed. Usually harmless and mainly used by thots and fuckboys.

Fake depressed kid: Streaks dhmu only real ones know
Me: Why are you depressed?
Fake depressed kid: My mom won't take me to Chuck E. Cheese

streaks dhmu by Thas_On_Jah September 1, 2019

streaks sb 

“Streaks, Snap Back” means the sender wants to start a streak with you, and is inviting you in.

*person that you don’t talk to sends you a snap* “Streaks sb”

streaks sb by PoppaElf September 4, 2018