spread

1. A whole bunch of food spread out for everybody to have some, such as at a cookout, barbeque, family gathering etc.

2. Things you put onto toasted bread like butter, peanut butter, jam, etc. Or even things such as mayo and mustard to spread on bread for sandwiches

3. "Spread em!" Some shit a cop might say before he pats you down.

If already locked up, you might hear this from a cop so he can look at your butthole.

4. A term used in jails and prisons for food that is made by inmates combining all sorts of items bought from commissary.

Nice spread.

by ProfessorProcrastinate February 17, 2019

spread

"Gourmet" inmate meal, as shown to me by the lovely ladies at the Williamson County (TN) Jail, "recipe" is as follows..... 1 pkg ramen noodles and seasoning pack (preferably chili flavor)- crushed, 1 "$0.99" size bag of cheetos (preferably "japaleno")- crushed, 1/4 "meat stick"- cut into small pieces, 1 cheese stick- small pieces. Combine all ingredients in a commissary issued tumbler and shake to mix. Add enough hot water to cover and stir, pour into the cheeto bag and let sit for 5 minutes. Carefully open the bag at the seam, top with mayo or ranch packet and ENJOY!

"Hey girl, you got any Cheetos?"
"Yeah, what's up, you hungry?"
"Damn right, this county food is bullshit, let's make a spread"

by ms fin January 17, 2008

Spread

the act of a female opening her legs for sexual favors.

Bitch, spread for me.

by Renn Murk November 24, 2003

Spread

A sauce similar to Thousand Island dressing used at In n Out to flavor burgers and fries.

Employee: Guest # 306 please!
You: Can I get some spread?
Employee: How many?
You: 2 please

by Eikosha October 14, 2009

spread

The land which belongs to someone.

They had a 4 acre spread on the outskirts of "town" and a large gun collection. They were afraid of the government.

by Miskatonic Jack 2 November 23, 2010

Spread

mixing top ramen noodles, mayonaise, chips and usually any other kind of junk and mixing it all together and eating it.

Check it out, yo! I put hot cheetos in my spread and it turned pink!

by Paperdoll2207 August 11, 2008

spread

In competitive forensics, to spread is to speak very quickly, esp. in debate rounds.

Jeff: Could you understand what that debater was saying?
Diana: No, he was spreading too quickly.

by bitterspice June 5, 2005