1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older
man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand,
orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-
like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.
Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on
rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!
Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.