1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older
man who makes younger women
wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous
Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.
Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton:
Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!
Le Broyeur:
Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.