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Slackmeister 

Slackmeister = someone who consistently slackens effort, thus risking 'slackage = sackage!' Original LTTF.
'Ashleigh are you writing this down?'
'Errrr... no Miss...'
'Slackmeister!'
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Slackmester 

A period of time during a school year when academic responsibilities are pushed aside in favor of non-academic pursuits. In slacker terms, an entire semester of going to the bar every night instead of studying. See also, alcoholism.

While it may happen at any point in a college, graduate, or high school career, typically a slackmester occurs in the last semester of a given school period, when students suddenly realize how pointless hard work really is.
Dave: "Tacos and then the bar later tonight?"

Adam: "Hmmmm Tuesday night, two papers due tomorrow at 8 AM, and I haven't slept since Sunday... count me in. I'm obligated as part of my slackmester.
Slackmester by wolfpack2421 February 4, 2013

skankmeister 

1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.

2. (n) a very skanky person who smells
1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.

2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.
skankmeister by shrimphead May 8, 2008

Shankmeister 

A person who is often mistaken for another name, commonly Shank in the replacement of the last name Shane.
That boy is such a shankmeister, you can never get his last name right.
Shankmeister by Buzzandbirdy January 12, 2010

Spankmeister 

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.
Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.
Spankmeister by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006

snarkmeister 

Someone who is overwhelmingly snarky by nature.
Gary Clark is the ultimate snarkmeister, he feels compelled to make snarky comments at every turn.
snarkmeister by esqdahumpalot October 1, 2012

Sickmeister 

Sickmeister is a commonly used phrase in MMO's to use sarcasim to insult a player, the noob thinking they are an actual good player.
I have amazing boots!

-Wow, your a real Sickmeister!
Sickmeister by c1nser0 May 6, 2009
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