skankmeister

1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.

2. (n) a very skanky person who smells

1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.

2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.

by shrimphead May 8, 2008

skankmaster

An Australian cattledog with a predilection for climbing into garbage cans and eating obnoxious, nasty stuff.

"Elwood" is the biggest skankmaster that ever lived!

by thingoneandthingtwo May 10, 2010

spunkmeister

A man who claims to spread his seed far and wide without regard to the intended recipient.

He said that he had slept with some many women, but could not remember a single one of them - I knew that I was in the presence of a true spunkmeister.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

Slackmeister

Slackmeister = someone who consistently slackens effort, thus risking 'slackage = sackage!' Original LTTF.

'Ashleigh are you writing this down?'
'Errrr... no Miss...'
'Slackmeister!'

by LTTF (Loyalty to the Frau) February 27, 2009

Shankmeister

A person who is often mistaken for another name, commonly Shank in the replacement of the last name Shane.

That boy is such a shankmeister, you can never get his last name right.

by Buzzandbirdy January 12, 2010

Spankmeister

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.

Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.

by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006

Spunkmeister

Spunkmeister is a British insult, it roughly means someone skilled in sperm and correlates to a virgin.

Blake: Nathaniel, you are such a spunkmeister
Nathaniel: What the hell man! No, I'm not.

by Bl8ek May 14, 2022