snarkmeister

Someone who is overwhelmingly snarky by nature.

Gary Clark is the ultimate snarkmeister, he feels compelled to make snarky comments at every turn.

by esqdahumpalot October 1, 2012

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skankmeister

1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.

2. (n) a very skanky person who smells

1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.

2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.

by shrimphead May 8, 2008

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Slackmeister

Slackmeister = someone who consistently slackens effort, thus risking 'slackage = sackage!' Original LTTF.

'Ashleigh are you writing this down?'
'Errrr... no Miss...'
'Slackmeister!'

by LTTF (Loyalty to the Frau) February 27, 2009

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Shankmeister

A person who is often mistaken for another name, commonly Shank in the replacement of the last name Shane.

That boy is such a shankmeister, you can never get his last name right.

by Buzzandbirdy January 12, 2010

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Spankmeister

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.

Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.

by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006

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