snarkmeister 

Someone who is overwhelmingly snarky by nature.

Gary Clark is the ultimate snarkmeister, he feels compelled to make snarky comments at every turn.

snarkmeister by esqdahumpalot October 1, 2012

skankmeister 

1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.

2. (n) a very skanky person who smells

1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.

2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.

skankmeister by shrimphead May 8, 2008

Slackmeister 

Slackmeister = someone who consistently slackens effort, thus risking 'slackage = sackage!' Original LTTF.

'Ashleigh are you writing this down?'
'Errrr... no Miss...'
'Slackmeister!'

Slackmeister by LTTF (Loyalty to the Frau) February 27, 2009

Shankmeister 

A person who is often mistaken for another name, commonly Shank in the replacement of the last name Shane.

That boy is such a shankmeister, you can never get his last name right.

Shankmeister by Buzzandbirdy January 12, 2010

Spankmeister 

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.

Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.

Spankmeister by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006

Shartmeister 

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.

Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.

Shartmeister by Steek3636 August 2, 2019

Sneakmeister 

A person who is defined as dumb, but sneaky. Someone that could rob a bank by accident and still get away with it.

Carol: James is such a idiot! It's like he doesn't even know he's breaking laws.

Jesus: I know, right? He's totally a sneakmeister.

Sneakmeister by mr.boyliker May 17, 2023