Check it out: Kyle just jizzbombed Brett's Dr. Pepper! That kid sure likes to jizzbomb. Be careful when you drink around him.
by Shrimphead May 09, 2008
1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.
2. (n) a very skanky person who smells
2. (n) a very skanky person who smells
1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.
2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.
2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.
by shrimphead May 08, 2008
a gay person of the Asian persuasion
by Shrimphead May 09, 2008
An Italian girl raised by a traditional Italian Catholic family to be a virgin until marriage but since she is, in fact, a slutty hobag, takes in in the ass while she waits for Mr. Right.
Women who are not Italian and do this can also be called Italian Virgins.
Women who are not Italian and do this can also be called Italian Virgins.
BRAD: I don't think I want to see Anna. I heard she's a virgin and I would prefer not to waste my time.
GUIDO: Hey, don't worry! She's an Italian Virgin. She gladly takes it up the ass. If you marry her, she'll probably give you her vagina!
BRAD: Gee, that's swell. I've never had butt sex before so it'll be neat.
GUIDO: Hey, don't worry! She's an Italian Virgin. She gladly takes it up the ass. If you marry her, she'll probably give you her vagina!
BRAD: Gee, that's swell. I've never had butt sex before so it'll be neat.
by Shrimphead March 11, 2011
(n) A wad of jizz in a glass of water, soda or alcohol or juice or other drinks intended to fool the drinker into consuming it
by Shrimphead May 09, 2008
I must say, Jeeves, that Henry's douchiosity surpasses even that of Napoleon's. I dare say he might be the biggest douche ever!
by shrimphead May 08, 2008
1 - (n) a dirty whore
2 - (n) a filthy, disgusting, smelly person (female but sometimes used for males)
3 - (v) a dance characterized by raising the knees and flailing the arms while bent over like you are ready for a huge dong in your ass and enjoying it; this dance is usually performed to ska music while smoking a joint
4 - (proper Noun) a Brazilian pop band with a reggae/ska influence; in recent years Skank (prounounced more like "skunky" by the Brazilians, has morphed into a more soft-rock band
2 - (n) a filthy, disgusting, smelly person (female but sometimes used for males)
3 - (v) a dance characterized by raising the knees and flailing the arms while bent over like you are ready for a huge dong in your ass and enjoying it; this dance is usually performed to ska music while smoking a joint
4 - (proper Noun) a Brazilian pop band with a reggae/ska influence; in recent years Skank (prounounced more like "skunky" by the Brazilians, has morphed into a more soft-rock band
1 - Yo, homes, that bitch be a skank. Don't get wit her.
2 - Liz and Lance are total skanks. I heard they don't even have no bath in that trailer park they lives in.
3 - Owen and Denise are skanking to the music and smokin' a blunt.
4 - I bought the new Skank CD but it's not like their old stuff.
2 - Liz and Lance are total skanks. I heard they don't even have no bath in that trailer park they lives in.
3 - Owen and Denise are skanking to the music and smokin' a blunt.
4 - I bought the new Skank CD but it's not like their old stuff.
by shrimphead May 08, 2008