shrimphead's definitions

pingponger

a gay person of the Asian persuasion

Yo, Allen is a total pingponger so watch your hole homes.

by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

Italian virgin

An Italian girl raised by a traditional Italian Catholic family to be a virgin until marriage but since she is, in fact, a slutty hobag, takes in in the ass while she waits for Mr. Right.

Women who are not Italian and do this can also be called Italian Virgins.

BRAD: I don't think I want to see Anna. I heard she's a virgin and I would prefer not to waste my time.

GUIDO: Hey, don't worry! She's an Italian Virgin. She gladly takes it up the ass. If you marry her, she'll probably give you her vagina!

BRAD: Gee, that's swell. I've never had butt sex before so it'll be neat.

by Shrimphead March 11, 2011

skankmeister

1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.

2. (n) a very skanky person who smells

1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.

2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.

by shrimphead May 8, 2008

jizzbomb

(v) to covertly put a wad of jizz (semen) into someone's drink

Check it out: Kyle just jizzbombed Brett's Dr. Pepper! That kid sure likes to jizzbomb. Be careful when you drink around him.

by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

jizz bomb

(n) A wad of jizz in a glass of water, soda or alcohol or juice or other drinks intended to fool the drinker into consuming it

Check it out! Kyle is about to drink my jizz bomb.

by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

smuggetry

(n) immoderate smugness; the act of being smug at all times without temperament

I can't deal with Owen and the smuggetry of his whole crew. They're a bunch of duchebags.

by Shrimphead May 9, 2008

douchebomb

A really HUGE douchebag. A douche so big that he spreads his douchiosity all around the room.

Dude, I gotta get out here. That douchebomb, Greg just walked in. I can almost feel the douchiosity crawling up my leg.

by shrimphead May 8, 2008