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spunkmeister 

A man who claims to spread his seed far and wide without regard to the intended recipient.
He said that he had slept with some many women, but could not remember a single one of them - I knew that I was in the presence of a true spunkmeister.
spunkmeister by symonsez March 28, 2003
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Spunkmeister 

Spunkmeister is a British insult, it roughly means someone skilled in sperm and correlates to a virgin.
Blake: Nathaniel, you are such a spunkmeister
Nathaniel: What the hell man! No, I'm not.
Spunkmeister by Bl8ek May 14, 2022

Spunkmaster 

A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.
I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!
Spunkmaster by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

Spinmeister 

The Spinmeister sang as he conducted his S🅱️innala:
"You S🅱️in me right round baby right round like a record baby"
Spinmeister by sbinnala December 2, 2019

skankmeister 

1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.

2. (n) a very skanky person who smells
1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.

2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.
skankmeister by shrimphead May 8, 2008

Spengmeister General 

The epitome of an absolute speng. A collosal speng.
Rich: Leon's not in today because kicked a solid car park bollard to see if it was hollow.
Jamie: Absolute Spengmeister General, right there.

strunkmeister

The highest level of awesomeness one can reach. Extremely cool in every way.
That kid is a sick narsty "strunkmeister".
strunkmeister by D. Strunk March 28, 2007
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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