spunkmeister

A man who claims to spread his seed far and wide without regard to the intended recipient.

He said that he had slept with some many women, but could not remember a single one of them - I knew that I was in the presence of a true spunkmeister.

by symonsez March 28, 2003

Spunkmeister

Spunkmeister is a British insult, it roughly means someone skilled in sperm and correlates to a virgin.

Blake: Nathaniel, you are such a spunkmeister
Nathaniel: What the hell man! No, I'm not.

by Bl8ek May 14, 2022

Spunkmaster

A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.

I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

Spinmeister

Sebastian Vettel
Grazie Ragazzi Forza Ferrari

The Spinmeister sang as he conducted his S🅱️innala:
"You S🅱️in me right round baby right round like a record baby"

by sbinnala December 2, 2019

skankmeister

1. (n) a person familiar with an inordinate number of skanky persons.

2. (n) a very skanky person who smells

1. Eric is a skankmeister. His sister's a whore and his wife is a skanky whore and his mom has scabies.

2. Jenny is a total skankmeister. She did Johnny yesterday afternoon and he's already on Valtrex. Plus, you can still smell the budussy on his face.

by shrimphead May 8, 2008

Spengmeister General

The epitome of an absolute speng. A collosal speng.

Rich: Leon's not in today because kicked a solid car park bollard to see if it was hollow.
Jamie: Absolute Spengmeister General, right there.

by Founder's Dining Whore December 14, 2016

strunkmeister

The highest level of awesomeness one can reach. Extremely cool in every way.

That kid is a sick narsty "strunkmeister".

by D. Strunk March 28, 2007