Squoit
Squoit by Cagedweller June 12, 2018
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Squitter
Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.
Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015
'squitos
'squitos by Starchylde July 14, 2015
The Squits
Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.
Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.
If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.
Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.
If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.
Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week?
Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.
Man: Ew.
Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.
Man: Ew.
The Squits by tonymcguff May 14, 2010
Squitarted
Did you hear what Johnny said yesterday?
Yeah, it was so squitarted.
She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.
Yeah, it was so squitarted.
She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.
Squitarted by SquitartedSyd December 31, 2018
Squoing
When a cat stretches it's arms and legs while laying in their back, usually when sleeping or playing.
This verb was created by cat related profiles on Twitter, specifically by Hum Twitter, which is a community that usually posts photos of kittens with silly captions.
This verb was created by cat related profiles on Twitter, specifically by Hum Twitter, which is a community that usually posts photos of kittens with silly captions.
Squoing by Hum Baby Angel May 14, 2023
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