Squirty-G

- 8 oz Squirt Soda
- 2 Shots Gin
- Ice
- Lime

Mix and enjoy

"Oye Mickey, why don't you mix me up one of those Squirty-G's you're so famous for? Just add it to my tab."

by NOTsquirtmarketingteam December 2, 2021

Squirty girdle

A sexual act in wich a woman takes a large amount of laxitives and empties her bowels into a skin tight girdle until it over flows and squirts our onto their sexual partner.

“Dude you let her give you a squirty girdle?!”

by Somniphobia_- November 30, 2022

Canadian squirt gun

A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).

Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?

by Leadfoot Leon April 8, 2015

Squirt Gun Jelly

The name that rapper Machine Gun Kelly should actually go by.

Maaaaaaan, did you see that Em diss that Squirt Gun Jelly just dropped, Shady's going to annihilate him!

by GReddyTalon September 7, 2018

Taco Bell Squirt Gun

When you have any cheap mexican food, and have uncontrollable raging diarrhea squirts.

I thought I could handle a 6 taco combo, but my taco bell squirt gun later that night proved me wrong.

by Kerplah July 8, 2014

hungarian squirt gun

When you come inside a girl's vagina then blow into the vagina. Afterwards you push down on the girls stomach to blow the semen back into your own face

I pulled the hungarian squirt gun on tina last night

by dbear26 April 28, 2013

Squirt Gun

Slang for a penis because as one cums, (unless you're really fucking old or have had some sort of injury) the first few orgasms squirt.

Johnny McWarguy: Hey Jen, wanna see my squirt gun?
Jen: Uhhhm... ok?
Johnny McWarguy: *unzips pants and squirts his load in Jen's face*
Jen: ...I'm going to kill you.

by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008