Must be rustically stained yellow to look aged,toilet paper hanging out,crotchless,distinct smell of fish and urine mixed in with car air freshner or possibly cheap end of line body spray from all good pound shops.

"my girdle is not dirty,It was yellow when I got it."

"I dropped my mug of tea on myself while I was snoring and the girdle got the brunt of it."

Girdle by I went to a fish market and all i got was this lou September 29, 2003

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girdle of gunts

A group of more than one girl sporting
a gunt.

I saw a gaggle of geese fly overhead just before I went in the dive bar and saw a girdle of gunts.

girdle of gunts by M January 18, 2004

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Girdle Wax

You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax

Friend: “Dude, after the bar yesterday, I was driving home and got some serious girdle wax.

Girdle Wax by Njpfunny December 9, 2024

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Nerd Girdle

An outfit that makes one look like a nerd. Typically worn by an unusual or awkward female. One might wear this thinking they look good, when in reality, they in fact make themselves seem more nerd-like.

Did you see that nerd girdle Tina was wearing??

Nerd Girdle by JimboSillyPants July 20, 2010

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man-girdle

A vest worn by a slightly overweight man, generally without a coat, for the purpose of appearing slimmer; characterized by tight material horizontal to the buttons, and bulging material between them.

"Dude, that man-girdle's not fooling anybody!"

man-girdle by shanek April 6, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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