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When you put the squirt of a girl in a cup with a lollipop stick in it and freeze it in the freezer, you get a squirty. Yes, you can eat it.
Girl: You want a squirty?
Boy: Yeah Sure!
Girl: Hold on a minute.
kat: omg that guy was so squirty
anna: i know right!
squirty by katty e November 3, 2008
Annoying and very loud person that won't stop talking to you, or maybe jealous
John: HI IM JOHN I LIKE FOOTBALL, SOCCER, HOCKEY WHAT DO YOU PLAY BTW DO YOU LIKE BURGERS I LOVE BERGER'S ANYWAYSS =]

you: UMMM HI JOHN YOUR BEING A LITTLE SQUIRTY RIGHT NOW....
Squirty by Hmmmm hmmmhm August 7, 2021
“This is my Squirty!”
Squirty by anonymous July 27, 2024
1- Something so amazing that the only word you can use to describe it is squirty

2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty
Sentence 1: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find.

Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find
Squirty by TheSquirty August 21, 2024

squirty poop 

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell
Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.
squirty poop by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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