squirty 

1. Nasty-assed diarrhea.
2. "Voodoo Doodoo."
3. "Montezuma's revenge."

Best step back, mate! This one's gonna be a "squirty"!

squirty by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

squirty 

When you put the squirt of a girl in a cup with a lollipop stick in it and freeze it in the freezer, you get a squirty. Yes, you can eat it.

Girl: You want a squirty?
Boy: Yeah Sure!
Girl: Hold on a minute.

squirty by nicolasmotherfuckincage June 1, 2015

squirty 

the girl version of jizzy

kat: omg that guy was so squirty
anna: i know right!

squirty by katty e November 3, 2008

Squirty 

Annoying and very loud person that won't stop talking to you, or maybe jealous

John: HI IM JOHN I LIKE FOOTBALL, SOCCER, HOCKEY WHAT DO YOU PLAY BTW DO YOU LIKE BURGERS I LOVE BERGER'S ANYWAYSS =]

you: UMMM HI JOHN YOUR BEING A LITTLE SQUIRTY RIGHT NOW....

Squirty by Hmmmm hmmmhm August 7, 2021

Squirty 

A term of endearment for close friends, partners, or family.

“This is my Squirty!”

Squirty by anonymous July 27, 2024

Squirty 

1- Something so amazing that the only word you can use to describe it is squirty

2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty

Sentence 1: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find.

Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find

Squirty by TheSquirty August 21, 2024

squirty poop 

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell

Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.

squirty poop by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017