Slang for a penis because as one cums, (unless you're really fucking old or have had some sort of injury) the first few orgasms squirt.
Johnny McWarguy: Hey Jen, wanna see my squirt gun?
Jen: Uhhhm... ok?
Johnny McWarguy: *unzips pants and squirts his load in Jen's face*
Jen: ...I'm going to kill you.
Jen: Uhhhm... ok?
Johnny McWarguy: *unzips pants and squirts his load in Jen's face*
Jen: ...I'm going to kill you.
by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008
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When a female (or transgender or pre-op) ejaculates from their vagina. The vagina can then be called a 'squirt gun'.
by coco69 August 12, 2012
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by Your Mom April 10, 2005
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