Squirt Gun

Slang for a penis because as one cums, (unless you're really fucking old or have had some sort of injury) the first few orgasms squirt.

Johnny McWarguy: Hey Jen, wanna see my squirt gun?
Jen: Uhhhm... ok?
Johnny McWarguy: *unzips pants and squirts his load in Jen's face*
Jen: ...I'm going to kill you.

by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

Squirt Gun

Girl who squirts several times during intercourse.

Jennifer was a squirt gun last night during sex.

by Squirt.Gun.Owner October 15, 2010

Squirt Gun

Ejaculating furiously in short, rhythmic burts.

I was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick's head at the game last night

by Your Mom April 11, 2005

squirt gun

When a female (or transgender or pre-op) ejaculates from their vagina. The vagina can then be called a 'squirt gun'.

"want to see me ejaculate from my squirt gun?"
"sure!"
" :D "

by coco69 August 13, 2012

Canadian squirt gun

A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).

Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?

by Leadfoot Leon April 08, 2015

Squirt Gun Jelly

The name that rapper Machine Gun Kelly should actually go by.

Maaaaaaan, did you see that Em diss that Squirt Gun Jelly just dropped, Shady's going to annihilate him!

by GReddyTalon September 07, 2018

hungarian squirt gun

When you come inside a girl's vagina then blow into the vagina. Afterwards you push down on the girls stomach to blow the semen back into your own face

I pulled the hungarian squirt gun on tina last night

by dbear26 April 28, 2013