Kerplah's definitions

Niagara Balls

When you have diarrhea so watery and explosive, that when it hits the water, it splashes up and hits your testicles. Usually associated with Mexican, Chinese, or Indian foods.

Oh man, that burrito supreme gave me the worst Niagara Balls last night, I almost clogged the toilet.

by Kerplah August 11, 2013

Taco Bell Squirt Gun

When you have any cheap mexican food, and have uncontrollable raging diarrhea squirts.

I thought I could handle a 6 taco combo, but my taco bell squirt gun later that night proved me wrong.

by Kerplah July 8, 2014