SquirtPad
The SquirtPad is seriously a game-changer for my sex life and my aleep because now my girl doesn't force me to sleep on the wet spor
SquirtPad by chelseafootball69 August 20, 2023
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Squirtmaster
Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!
Squirtmaster by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017
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squirtpie
A sexual climactic scenario where the woman squirts as she orgasms powerfully while the man comes inside her.
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George: Did you notice Tracy's beaming smile? That's because of the squirtpie I gave her.
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John: Heard of Chris Rock's two levels of come? What do you think is one of the heights of sexual pleasure?
Rambo: Squirtpie for sure.
John: What's that?
Rambo: Look it up on urbandictionary!
George: Did you notice Tracy's beaming smile? That's because of the squirtpie I gave her.
#2
John: Heard of Chris Rock's two levels of come? What do you think is one of the heights of sexual pleasure?
Rambo: Squirtpie for sure.
John: What's that?
Rambo: Look it up on urbandictionary!
squirtpie by PulsesofLife March 30, 2015
squirtacular
adjective Of the nature of squirting; impressive or sensational squirting.
noun Something that is squirtacular, as an elaborate show or display of squirting.
noun Something that is squirtacular, as an elaborate show or display of squirting.
‘Hey Bob, I heard the girls got together for another weekend squirtacular. Did Karen have to break out the wet vac again?’
squirtacular by Jaymz Kilmister February 17, 2021
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splunge bod squirtpants by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2017
Squirtaliate
To squirtaliate. A chick taking revenge on a bloke who ejaculated prematurely, by squirting in his face while hes sleeping.
"She squirtaliated me last night..."
"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."
"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"
"Dude, I don't want to know about your penis problems..."
"Squirtaliate? NO DON'T"
Squirtaliate by JoshuaMilksh4ke November 7, 2011
Squirtains
When a guy who just loves to rub against silk curtains ejaculates so much onto them that they become hard and crusty with dried semen. Ideally they will steadily grow in size until there is at least an inch thick layer of semen caked onto the curtains. At this point they are ready for harvesting. Cut the layer into one inch by one inch squares and sell them to your friends.
"Dried semen squares, directly from my living room squirtains. The melt-in-your mouth feeling that we all know and love!"
Squirtains by StupidlyDumb186 October 22, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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