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An orgasm causing you to squirt.

I had the ultimate squirtgasm last night I think I hit the wall!

squirtgasm by LepaZena October 8, 2017

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Squirtmaster

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.

Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!

Squirtmaster by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

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squirtastic

A person so hot, they make any other person of either gender instantaniously squirt

Bitch was squirtastic like whoa!

squirtastic by haimo February 12, 2008

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squirt-gasm

A squirt-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he squeezes his dick and blows his load up to his tits.

Sometimes when i jack off, I squeeze my dick and have a squirt-gasm!

squirt-gasm by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020

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Squirtism

To be squirted on heavily by a woman that makes it be like a baptism.

Heat: Did you hear what happened to Dikky?
Pork: Yeah, he had got a Squirtism from all the women.
Heat: He's a legend bro.

Squirtism by Mcdikkyyy November 13, 2022

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Squidgasm

Poop in your partners mouth, swoosh it around, put it back into your partners butt and then release all over your partners face.

I was at your moms house and I squidgasmed all over her.

Squidgasm by OGTB February 12, 2012

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Squartgasm

A catastrophic climax characterized by a simultaneous eruption of fluids and gases, resulting in a loud, splashing sound akin to a city bus purging its air brakes, whilst leaving a trail of shock, awe, and possibly a lingering scent of embarrassment.

My new partner had a squartgasm last night. I'm not sure which one of us was more surprised.

Squartgasm by the kid from MAD magazine September 11, 2026

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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