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Squirtatious 

A woman that is eager to squirt on you
First time i banged her she squirted on me like a slip n slide...she's SO squirtatious!

Squirtacious

(skwer-tay-shus), adjective

Sexy, voluptuous, in relation to human reproduction, smash
yo ur shirt is so squirtacious of u... i literally flooded the entire 30km vicinity because of that..
Squirtacious by sussybaka182838 April 18, 2023

Squirtation Marks 

Cum stains. Either dried semen on skin or wet clothing caused by leakage after sex or being directly ejaculated on.
OMG, I walked to Starbucks after banging Chad this morning, and only realized while standing in line that my shorts had huge squirtation marks from his load.
Squirtation Marks by BuckyGoldsteen December 28, 2020

Squitacious 

When faecal matter, of an animal or human, has the consistency of wet peanut butter - has a significant amount of “squelch” to it.
Mandy: STEVE, THE DOGS DONE A SH*T ON THE CARPET AGAIN!

Steve: Jesus; that’s squitacious, I’m going to need a scraper to get that up.
Squitacious by Jazoo June 2, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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