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Spunkerchief

A crusty, flaking piece of cloth used to clean one's body after an intense night of 'self appreciation'.
I used my spunkerchief to wipe my sex wee of my jazz mag
Spunkerchief by Kevin Watkins February 27, 2004
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nancy spungen 

Nancy Spungen was originally born in Philadelphia to a middle class jewish family from the suburbs. She was extremely violent and abrasive throughout her childhood, and it got worse as she grew older (even leading to self-abortions and drug abuse). When she was 17 she moved to New York, becoming a groupie, stripper, and a prostitute. Nancy later moved to London, where she was introduced to Sid Vicious through Johnny Rotten (which Johnny later regretted). They moved in together, and Nancy introduced Sid to heroin, a drug he hadn't tried, and is often blamed for his downfall.
In October 1978, she was found dead with a single knife wound in her body. Sid Vicious was arrested for murder and taken to jail, then released on bail in early 1979. He died of a heroin overdose soon after, which might have been a suicide. He requested that he be buried next to Nancy, but her family would not allow it. Sid's mother secretly scattered his ashes on Nancy's grave soon later.
"It was both a tragedy... and a relief." - Deborah Spungen on her daughter, Nancy Spungen's death.
nancy spungen by *Bee* September 22, 2008
The name for an oversized glass marble i.e. the childrens game of playing marbles.
When buying a bag of glass marbles back in the 1970's it would contain some ordinary sized marbles and a larger one. The ordinary ones were half inch diameter the scunger was one inch diameter. The one thing I can't remember is the value of the scunger i.e. how many marbles to a scunger. This word was used in north Dublin (Ireland) suburbs or "the hood" as we called it.
scunger by Tomasina Dub July 27, 2008

old spunker 

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.
John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!
old spunker by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018
a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.
"damn, your grandma is a spunker."
spunker by clumas May 7, 2005
teenagers/young adults (who are perfectly capable of getting jobs) who stand in front of 7-11 and ask people for spare change so they can travel around the country on tour with some crappy jam band

combo of "spare changer"
"I can't even walk down the damn street without those fucking spangers begging me for my last quarter!"
spanger by lulu98 December 28, 2005