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A vagina with all of the hair shaved off.
My brothers g/f has a surfboard.
by Ashley M March 31, 2005
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a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
by allygator February 07, 2015
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Used in Beyonce's song Drunk in Love referring to a sex position. The sex position is when the male is on the bottom laying and the girl grinds and fucks him as if she was sitting on a surfboard. The song lyric goes..

"Then I fill the tub up halfway then riding with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard....Raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Serving all this, swervin, surfing all of this good, good"
Fill the tub halfway and ride it with my surfboard.

Yo, dude she did the surfboard on me last night. I felt like I was fucking Beyonce.
by adriennebasedgod January 03, 2014
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The surfboard sex position is when the male lays flat and erect. The female then proceeds to stand over him with one foot on each side of his hips. Next, drop down, swerve on the wood and ride as if it were a surfboard. May also be performed in reverse if preferred
Fill the bathtub half way and I'll ride you like a surfboard.
by KokoandLolo July 16, 2014
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"You don't like supermodels because of jealousy; you're a surfboard."
by MichealBluth December 28, 2005
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noun- a girl or woman who is very flat in the chest and needs to be waxed, much like a surfboard. A surfboard can also be ridden roughly but will eventually become very wet.
Julia is such a surfboard i can't believe he thinks she's hot.
by smartperson1234567891011 April 17, 2011
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The word or combination of words used when 'surfing' the internet in search of its meaning and/or posts (articles, posts, images, etc...) that contain or are tagged with the term.
I surfed using your name as a surfboard and I discovered some videos that you don't want your parents to see.
by Eli Banai December 15, 2014
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